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Three random things from other blogs that amused me today.
Natty is spanked by her boyfriend:
In response to my bratting for it at bedtime, A. just gave me a taste of our new rubber paddle — ouch! My favorite line from this spanking had to be him ordering me to “shut up and be submissive for once in your life!”
Pandora Blake can’t sit down after a shoot:
I was fascinated to find that sitting down yesterday was painful every time I did it. Sitting on kitchen chairs in the cottage; in the car; on the hard iron bench in the deserted rural train station; on an uncomfortable seat in a tiny rural train carriage; on a leather armchair in the pub where we had dinner; on the rather more comfortable padded seats of the Virgin Pendolino express to London; on the cosy sofas in Tom’s living room. Each and every one elicited a surprised wince. I didn’t get used to it; every time took me by surprise.
Spankboss posts a spanking cartoon. With a French caption. I’ve no clue what it says, but I like it:
Why yes, I’ve redecorated
Munchkins, meet my new design. New design, meet my munchkins.
Please let me know if anything’s broken…
Monks, Floggings and Shirtless Men
I was innocently surfing YouTube when I saw this clip, and it blew my mind in so many ways.
My thoughts went something like this:
Pretty men flogged by a monk, nice!
I wonder what film this is…
Hey, is that Tony Curtis? With no shirt on? WHIPPED? Wow.
Oh look, more men with no shirts… and look, more whipping!
What the hell film is this?
Huh? Cossacks? Dishonoured Polish maidens? Hang on, is this some bizarre version of “Taras Bulba” with extra added flogging on top? No way.
Holy cow, it is “Taras Bulba”! With Tony Curtis! Who gets whipped! That’s insane, but I suppose they had to make the teeny novella last for a whole movie… Dude, we totally studied the wrong version at school.
Caned Again
My husband has been beating me again…
Well, caning, anyway.
Isabella Rossellini’s Insect Porn
I have to confess, “insect porn” is not one of the phrases I’ve ever expected to type. But Isabella Rosselini has forced my hand: she made “Green Porno”, a series of short films about sex lives of insects.
According to the press-release -
Each film is executed in a very simple childlike manner. They are a playful mixture of real world and cartoon. Each episode begins with Isabella speaking to the camera “If I were a…(firefly, spider, dragonfly etc.). She then transforms into the male of the species explaining in a simple yet direct dialogue the actual act of species-specific fornication. The costumes, colorful sets and backdrops as well as the female insects (all simple paper cut-outs and sculptures) contribute to the playfulness of the films. The contrast of this “naïf” expression and filthy sex practices adds to the comicality of Green Porno. This child-like manner allows us to describe things that could possibly come across as offensive to some.
I’m reminded of “The Insect Play” by Karel Čapek, one of my favourite plays when I was a kid. It involved insects having long conversations and thus providing social commentary etc, but I don’t recall any shagging. Maybe Rossellini was dissatisfied by that?
I’m entertained by the idea that a child-like manner is the key to getting your porno to the Sundance festival. Quick, somebody tell spanking producers that!
Unfortunately, the official website doesn’t make “Green Porno” available in the UK, so I can’t make up an opinion and tell you all about the films. But the US readers can head over there and watch the films, if they are so inclined.
I mean, it must be somebody’s kink. If not the insects fucking, then people dressing up as insects and pretending to fuck. Somebody might enjoy it.
Sex-work-friendly careers
I have developed a liking for CSI, and am steadily catching up with it season by season. In an episode I watched tonight, Catherine Willows quite happily discusses having worked as a stripper before she started her job in the crime lab. Everybody knows about this, and nobody seems to care.
This got me wondering about the sort of careers that can’t be ruined by a person’s past (or present) connection to adult work. Plenty of girls support themselves through uni by dancing or taking clothes of for a camera. I often wonder how many people who do this later have to be worried about their jobs, in case their former occupation gets discovered.
My chosen career has to do with the arts, and I feel safe and comfortable with combining it with spanking work for as long as I want to. I wonder what other jobs are compatible with sex work…
Or would it be easier to imagine jobs that don’t go well with it?
That worried look
Some girls have such an adorable, vulnerable look when they know they’re in trouble…
And she’s scared for a good reason. *cringes in sympathy* I hate belts.
(Pictures come from this free spanking gallery.)
A blogging interlude
If you don’t have a Worpress blog, this post will be of no interest for you, other than the last part (where I post a spanking photo to make up for off-topic rambling. Scroll right down if that’s the case.)
If you are a blogger, you may have faced with so-called “RSS scraping”, which is when spammers steal the content from your blog and surround it with their own ads. This is aggravating for two reasons: firstly, the arseholes are making money from your hard work, and secondly, they create duplicate content, which compromises you in the eyes of Google. Not good all around.
The easiest way to deal with the problem is to publish a partial feed on your site, and plenty of big blogs do exactly that. I’ve always been reluctant to go down the partial-feed route, because as a blog reader I don’t like them. So I won’t do unto my readers what I don’t like done unto me.
Anyway, having caught another splogger this evening, I went digging for a solution, and found a nifty Wordpress plugin that will poison the well for any future plagiarists. AntiLeech is supposed to send scrambled content to spammers after they’re identified - so I can still publish my full feed, but if it’s scraped, it becomes illegible. Cool, huh?
I haven’t tested it yet, but it looks pretty sweet. I thought you other WordPress users might want to know about it as well.
And now, a spanking picture to make up for all that geek talk.
Actually, I’m feeling generous; have two:
Oh, what the hell, have three.
(They come from this free spanking gallery.)
Charming, my arse
This lovely comment has landed in the moderation queue in relation to a post about what school knickers I wanted.
White cotton ones r the best! And u have a marvalous arse! Id luv 2fuck it after iv given u a gud hand spanking! Do u take it up the arse babe???
Wow, what girl can resist such charm and fluency in txtspeak! Ladies, form an orderly queue.
Oh, by the way, the bottom on the pictures in that post? Not mine.
No, I don’t know whether she enjoys anal sex, either.
Office of Government Wanking
I was going to post a hot spanking picture for you tonight, munchkins, but before going online I was watching the satirical news show “Have I Got News For You”, and they told a hilarious story that I felt the need to convey immediately.
Apparently, there’s a governmental department here in the UK called “Office of Government Commerce”, OGC in short. They have recently commissioned a new logo, which looks like this:
After the new design was rolled out, somebody noticed that you could turn it upside down for a piece of social commentary on the state of governmental offices:
Civil servants are such dirty buggers, all of them.
